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A visit to St. Peter

Submitted by John Baker

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?", St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?" he asked.

"Just a couple minutes ago"