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Today's groaner

Submitted by Herc Paloumpis

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he
sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."

Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except
for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few
sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."

At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be
losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing
these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in
here but us."

"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.

"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.

"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts...
they're complimentary."