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One for the guys

Submitted by Anonymous

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes
and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line
for the men that dominated their women on earth and
the other line for the men that were dominated by
their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St.

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the
women are gone and there are two lines. The line of
the men that were dominated by their women was 100
miles long, and in the line of men that dominated
their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons
that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell
them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in
this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to
stand here."