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Blonde Joke # 78392
Submitted by John Baker
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not
for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I have two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to
keep
them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble.""I'd
be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into
the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was shocked what he saw!
There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he asked, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money leftover---so now we're going to Sea World".
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