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New boy friend
One night a teenage girl brought her new boy-friend
home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by
his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots,
tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and
confessed their concern.
"Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't
seem very nice."
"Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why
would he be doing 5000 hours of community service?"